Text Messaging Hypothesis:

Hypothesis: text messaging is a different language in comparison to formal writing

How To Find Out: Write a paragraph on a certain thing then type the same thing in text except add all the features used in modern texting. Finally compare both the written paragraph and the text paragraph. Observe how text messaging differs compared to formal writing.

Text Message Transcript:

K: Cool jetski vid!! Did you hire those ones by the lake

Q: No we have a friend that’s away in Dunedin so we “borrowed” it

K: Haha that’s the way to go!! How do I “borrow” someone’s jetski *laugh face*

Q: Yeah we just “borrowed” it without him knowing *laugh face*

K: Easier than owning one Back at school now I guess??

Q: Well we recently sold our Malibu (Which i’m sad about) so i’m tryna get mum to buy us a higher horse power one *laugh face*

K: Yea I heard that, oh really haha a higher horse power boat or jetski?? That’s good 🙂 been back into work for a couple weeks now, pretty Busy which is good!! Actually just came to Tekapo for a couple nights As tomorrow is a holiday so *rad hand*

Q: Ayy nice, yeah I reckon it’s better when work is busy so time goes quickly.  I’d want a jetski instead of a boat because they’re lighter and more playful but i’m not sure what Hayley and Kyra would want

K: Sureeee is!! Are you still doing some hours at new world now your back at school?Yea i’d love a jetski, but I just don’t think I’d use it enough to make it worth it! Maybe when I’m a millionaire *Laugh face*

Q: Haha yes boi you’ll be driven Mclarens and crazy jetskis someday *money face* . Yeah I’m still working at new world, I plan to stay there for a good year and then I might change jobs to keep work fresh *thumbs up*

K: Haha well it’s good to have goals *drool face*Yea nice one, that sounds like a bit of a plan *ok hand gesture* That red jetski that is on my insta a couple times (was, it was stolen) my cousin Eion Mckinnons! It had 250 horsepower and was supercharged! They are so much fun !!! I was talking to Hayley a couple weeks ago, she said she was changing schools!!

Q: Oh wow cool! I’m not sure how much hp the current JetSki here has I can’t find it but I know that it doesn’t have 250 *quirky face*Hayles also coming home a little bit earlier (originally 5 months but now 3) so she’s coming back next month! 😀 Aight I’m off to bed, night *moon face*

K: This one was reasonably heavy tho so it needed a few ponies!!Oh I see!! Yes she said so people weren’t so friendly! Hopefully the new school is easier! Goodnight!!!! *zzz face*

Paragraph: In the long, formal text conversation above, a variety of language features were used. The text was so formal in fact, there isn’t very much slang, verbal fillers, etc: But a fair amount of paralinguistic features were used. In the text conversation many emojis were used; They’re used to display the current emotion the individual is feeling.
On top of paralinguistic features, a lot of punctuation was used, it is also known as formal English. This is done to ultimately make reading easier for the person reading it, even if it takes more time for the typer to write it.


Voice Transcript:

Q: Wait Tao do you work?

T: Yeah once

Q: A week nice… wait where?

T: Soulfood

Q: Ayy!

L: Same place yeah

L: But I applied at new world so hopefully i get in

Q: And then we can be butcher brothers

L: Yes!

Q: Then if Tao joins too we can all- we can all be butcher brothers!

In the voice transcript, a number of literacy features were used. We are only going to be studying one literacy feature in particular: “But I applied at New World so hopefully I get in” “And then we can be butcher brothers” This is what is known as a “Coordinating Conjunction” this is when two words of similar rank are put next to each other; Not only that, but it also applies for putting a conjunction at the very start of a sentence when writing. For example “And then”. In the dialogue above voice 2 attempts to finish of the dialogue of voice 1. This shows that voice 2 agrees to what voice 1 is saying.

Transcript: Language Study Video

Key: C = Character

C1: Yea?

C2: Oh thanks for answering gezza, know what i mean?

C3: Gimmie that. Where ya been fool?! Makin us rinse out our credit leavin you messages and that

C2: Ay, Mr Doors is well on the warpath with you bruv yea

C1: Cuz of the bag and that

C2: What bag?! Cuz you missed the lesson you cheat

C3: Gimmie that. The bag weren’t a problem Teggsy never mentioned it he bottled it. Ay you coming over to mine later to play computa

C1: Nah man I’m not home now i’ve got business i gotta run

C3: What business?

C1: Business that minds its own, I’m out

Fake News Article:

Title: Gamers are ganging up to harass defenceless Chinese communist party leader

Link: https://ogn.theonion.com/cyberbullying-alert-gamers-are-ganging-up-to-harass-th-1839102386

Looks like gaming’s toxic bullying culture has once again reared its ugly head: A group of trolls in the gamer community has sadly taken it upon themselves to relentlessly harass an utterly defenseless Chinese leader, all for the crime of speaking his mind. Not a good look, gamers.

This kind of hateful cyberbullying is exactly what gives our community a bad name.

The poor 66-year-old man, who goes by the name General Secretary Xi Jinping, has clearly done nothing remotely deserving of the outpouring of hate on Twitch, Facebook and social media. He’s only a simple civil servant doing his best to maintain a shaky authoritarian state. Yet, for some reason, esports champions and streamers are suddenly filling the web with hateful screeds calling him a “dictator” and a “tyrannical asshole,” mocking his weight, and posting humiliating photoshops of him as Winnie the Pooh.

Without a doubt, seeing himself and his colleagues in the Politburo Standing Committee attacked thousands of times a day on Twitter is taking a real psychological toll on Xi Jinping. He’s already been forced to block over a billion users from using the internet just to tamp down on this unwarranted criticism of him and his government. This isn’t even beginning to mention the way his frustrations with these trolls made him arrest over a million ethnic minorities in the Xinjiang territory.

Clearly, the people lobbing these insults need to remember that there is a real Chinese Communist leader on the other end of their hurtful remarks about his “dumb moony face” and “violent crackdowns on freedom.” And, yes, it has been heartening to see allies like Blizzard reaching out to help Jinping by banning trolls like Blitzchung from Hearthstone. Sadly, though, it seems that until everyone stands up against this online epidemic of harassment, Xi Jinping will never be able to enjoy his repressive regime in peace.

Today, the editorial board at OGN is taking that stand.

Here and now, we resolve ourselves to condemn cyberbullying in all its forms, whether it’s against the General Secretary of the Communist Party or the brave police officers who are simply trying to maintain law and order in Hong Kong. Only then, when the gaming world joins us to end the horrible scourge of trolling in our community—once and for all—can we stop this horrifying cycle of abuse towards unsuspecting world leaders.

The Matrix: Time Paradox

Definition = A paradox of time travel that occurs when a future event is the cause of a past event, which in turn is the cause of the future event. Both events then exist in spacetime, but their origin cannot be determined.

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Because Neo is the chosen one, it was his destiny to become the chosen one, therefor if he was to choose the blue one, it would have had the exact same outcome

Romeo And Juliet: Summary

Romeo and Juliet come from two different families. These families are also arch rivals. Juliets mum and dad wanted her to marry a man called Paris. Romeo was in love with a woman called Rosaline, that all changed when he saw Juliet. It was love at first sight and before they even exchanged 100 words they were prepared to have a wedding.

Once they had their wedding both Capulet and Lady Capulet were soon to find out. Tybalt got into a battle with Mercutio, Tybalt came out victorious. Romeo had to avenge his friend so he battled against Tybalt until he died. Romeo was banished from Verona because of it.

Romeo and Juliet’s love still strong, they had to find a way to still be together even if it means giving up other things. Capulet and Lady Capulet were preparing for Juliet’s wedding. Juliet was doing everything in trying to stop the wedding.

Juliet goes to Friar Lawrence to get a plan allowing her to not marry Paris. Their plan was to make Juliet drink a mysterious potion that increases her sleep time making her look dead, then Romeo was meant to go and save her. Friar told his brother to get the letter about the plan to Romeo, that is when the plan went overboard.

Romeo did not get the letter but gets a different letter saying Juliet is dead. He rushes to her tomb and drinks a potion of poison, killing him. Juliet then wakes up to see his dead corpse in front of her, she then kills herself too.Both families find out about this incident and pledge to end all of their grudges between each another.

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Summary: Act 5 Scene 2

TIME: Wednesday morning

PLACE: Friar Lawrence’s cell

CHARACTERS: Friar Lawrence, Friar John

Friar John goes to his brothers cell, failed to deliver the letter to Romeo. Now Romeo thinks that Juliet is actually dead, when she is only in a deep sleep according to Friar Lawrence.

QUOTE: “Of dear import, and neglecting it may do much danger” Said by Mr Lawrence, meaning if Romeo does not receive the letter calamity will break loose.